What is that and why is it wearing a bow tie?
Maybe because actual tie would drag on the ground.
Speaking of "Dragging on the ground," maybe you could drag an antelope back to your cave and have sex with it.
See, I have a sense of humor too.
That's one of the attributes on my online dating profile.
Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?
Oh, I'm expecting a lot more than a date.
Our profiles matched us perfectly. This might be the one.
Which one? The first one? The only one?
The one that accidentally steps on you?
She was supposed to be here a half hour ago.
Well, you know, subways run late, especially if you don't get on them
because you don't really exist in our money-scamming man in Nairobi.
Hi, I'm looking for Han Lee, the owner.
There she is. Pretty, blonde, and clearly not a man. Who's laughing now?
You shouldn't jump to conclusions. I once had a date with a blonde woman.
Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.
Hello. Are you Ashley? I'm Han Lee.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I left something in my car I'll be right back.
Is she coming back?
Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.